Motu kon ???

Tichar : Tu Moto ke taro baap ?
Chandu : Hu 
tichar : kevi rite ?
Chandu : juo medam , me mummy nu dudh pivanu muki didhu pan papa haji pive chhe. !!!

Polis no pakde !!

Ek var ek forenar india aavyo te chandu ne rod ni bajuma mutarta joi gayo.
Forenar : rod par mutro to polis nathi pakadati ,
chandu : nahi amro to amre j  pakdavo pade polis no pakde. !!

Varso juni bimari !!

Ek ma potani dikri ne samjavta hata
Ma : beti tu je chhokra sathe fare chhe te saro nathi, rakhdu chhe.
Beti : Na ma te to hoshiyar chhe . te jarur doktar banse.
Ma : kevi rite ??
Beti : ma tene mari varso juni bimari matadi didhi je dar mahine thati hati. !!!

Land na Gito

Land matenu git umar mujab

18: Pehla nasha
18-30 : Dhoom Machale Dhoom..
30-40 : Kabhi khusi kabhi gam..
41-55 : Kal ho na ho
55+ : Pappu kant dans sala

SHAKTIMAN

Hathi : Aakhi Pruthvi Par mara jetlu SHAKTIMAN prani koi nathi. Hu je dharu te kari shaku.
Kidi Chaddi utari ne : Le mari gand mari batav. ?? !!!!

LOVE

LIPS = HEAT OF LOVE
NIPPLE = PEAK OF LOVE
BOOBS = SHAPE OF LOVE
PENIS = LENGTH OF LOVE
ASS = BASE OF LOVE
FUCK = EXPERIENCE OF LOVE
SUCK = TEST OF LOVE
CONDOM = CARE OF LOVE
SPERM = CREAM OF LOVE
MARRIAGE = MISTAKE OF LOVE
PREGNANCY = PROOF OF LOVE
CHILD = PUNISHMENT OF LOVE

KHARCHA

Pati Patni ne : Tara kharcha khub j vadhi gaya chhe mare dar mahine hath lambo karvo pade chhe. !!
Patni : Jo tame hath lambo nahi karo to mare " PAG PAHOLA " karva padse. !!!

Lagan ni proposal

chhokro chhokari ne : shu tu shuti vakhate tari aangli tari bhosh ma rakhe chhe.
chhokari : ha !
Chhokro : to e angali ni jagya e shu maro land akhi jindgi rakhi shaku. ??

THUK

Teacher chandu ne : jayare hu bhanavu chhu tyare tu matha ma thuk kem lagade chhe.
chandu : madam, kale rate amari kamvadi mara pappa ne kehti hati ke " andar no jatu hoi to thuk lagado" !!

Premika No Hath

Chandu teni premika mina na bap pase jai mina sathe lagan mate proposal muki
Chandu : mare tamari chhokari no hath joie chhie
mina no bap : kem
Chandu : kemke maro hath thaki gayo chhe.