TRAN MAHINA MA MAHINA

Ek sardarji na lagna thaya. lagna pachhi tran mahina ma chhokra no janm thayo. sardarji tension ma aavi gya
sardaji : bhenchod aa tran mahina ma chookro kyathi aavyo. chhokra mate to nav mahina lage ne ?
wife: tran mahina kyathi thaya jo tara lagn ne ketla mahina thaya.?
sardaji : tran mahina
wife : mara lagna ne ketla mahina ?
sardaji : tran mahina !
wife : chhokro avya ne ketla mahina thaya ?
sardarji : tran mahina
wife: To thai gaya ne nav mahina !!!

BUS

Chandu ek var bus ma bhid ma ek lady ne aangali thi touch karto hato.
Lady : Tame aa saru nathi karta.
Chandu : Aatli bhid ma aanathi saru kai no thai !!

HONEYMOON

Ek couple honeymoon mathi pachhu aavyu.
Chandu : Kem bhabhi honeymoon ma shu navu joyu.?
Bhabhi : Pankho (FAN). !!!

Gand Fatu Kela

Kela Walo Gali Ma Kela Vechato hato
Kelewalo: “Kela Lailo Gaand Fatu Kele Lailo”
Lady: “Oye, aa keva kela chhe aavu nam to kyarey sambhlyu nathi ? Shu bhavna kela chhe  ?

Kelewala: “250 Rs na Ek”
Lady Hairan Hoke: “Shuuuuuuuuu????
Kelewala: “joyu fati gayi na gand“

Tu Kon ??

Ek var chandu na ghar pase ek nava padoshi raheva aavya . Padoshi moti umar ni ek lady hati . etle chandu padosi na ghar ne safsufi karvama madad karva mate gayo. rat padi jata padosi kahe ke tu ahi pintu sathe sui jaje tane  eklu nahi lage ane pintu ne pan.
chandu e vicharyu ke aa to dosi chhe ane pintu mane lage chhe ke teno kutro hase etle tene kahyu ke na hu ahi bahar sui jaish pintu sathe nathi suvu.
savare ek mast sexy 18 vars ni  chhokari tene uthadva aavi chandu tene joine vicharva mandy ke aa kon aa to rate na hati.
chandu : tu kon ?
chhokri : Hu pintu
chandu ne chkkar aavi gaya chokari e tene puchhyu
chhokri : Tu Kon
chandu : Hu Chutiyo. ??!!!