FUGGO

Bunty ni mummy nahi ne bathroom ni bahar nikli etle bunty tena boobs joi ne kahyu ke mummy aa shu chhe .
mummy e sharmai ne kahyu ke beta tara papa ne puchh.
Chandu bunty ne : beta e fuggo(baloon) chhe jayare tari mummy mari jase tyare aapne tene dabavsu etle tari mummy bhagvan pase jati rese.

Chandu office thi ghare aavyo to bunty roto roto aavyo ane kahe papa papa mummy mari gai.

Chandu : beta ro ma,  tane kem lagyu ke mummy mari gai.

Bunty : thodi var pela baju vala magan kaka mummy na fugga dabavta hata nae mummy kehti hati e bhagvan !!!

ECONOMICS

Chandu no Chookro bunty Chandu ne Puchhyu : Papa economics samjatu nathi .
Chandu : Jo beta hu tane sadi rite eamjavu. Hu ghar ma moto chhu ane kamvu chhu etle hu thayo malik. tara mummy ghar nu sambhale chhe etle te thaya sarkar, kamvali ghar ni saf safai kare chhe etle te thai majoor ane tu nagrik chho ane taro nano bhai je 1 varsa no chhe etle te thayu bhavisya..

Te rate teno nano bhai Rate uthi gayo ane andhara ma pdi gayo. etle pappu dodi ne tana papa na room ma gayo joyu to teni ma nindar karti hati papa nota, te kamvali na room gayo to papa kamvali ne chodta hata.

Bija divase chandu e bunty ne puchhyu ke bol Economics ma kai khabar padi..
Pappu : Ha , Malik Majoor ni gand mare chhe, Sarkar suti chhe,  nagrik same koi jotu nathi ane bhavisya andharama chhe.

UNCHI GAND JIRAF NI

ek shayri .....

Unchi Gand Jiraf ni Joi Kabira roi,

Unchi Gand Jiraf ni Joi Kabira roi,

AAvi gand shu kamni je mari na shake koi........

ARMY : CHHOKARI ANE NOKARI

Ek Chhokari Army ma join thai.

Teni dost e tene puchhyu : kevi life chhe. ?

Chookri : Shu gand life , Aakho divas YES SIR  kehavama jay chhe ane rat BAS SIR  kehvama jay chhe. !!!

HOLE

Ek Sawal .....

Ek hole me 6 hole kaise daloge........

Bansuri ko apni gand me ghusado ...............

DOCTOR

Chandu Doctor ne : Sab mari wife ne vai aavi jai chhe . dant ekdam dabavi de chhe.
Doctor : Dava lakhi dav chhu.
Chandu : Biju kai dhyan rakhvanu ?
Doctor : Ha modha ma no deta ...

CHAND

Public toilet ma lakhyu hatu,
' Dunia chand par pochi gai ne tu ahiya betho chho ?

Chandu e niche jawab lakhyo ,

Bas aa gand dhoine nilku chhu.