JUICER

Chandu Mixer ma juice banavto hato. teno chhokro kahe papa aa shu karo chho.
Chandu : juice banavu chhu.
Chhokro : papa evu machine chhe ke jema juice nakho to fal nikle ?
Chandu : Ha tari mummy ...!!!

KUTRO

Pati ane patni Vachhe jagdo thayo.
Pati : Lagan pachhi mari halat to kutra jevi thi gai chhe.
Patni : Kutra sathe barabari no karo .. kutro to ek kalak andar rakhe chhe tu to ek minit ma faski jai chhe !!!

DOGGY STYLE


Ek Chhokri potani Saheli Ne : Yaar mari kamar khub dukhe chhe ?
Saheli : Kem shu thayu ?
Chhokri : Yaar hu DOGGY style ma Sex karavu chhu ne etle ...
Saheli : To biji koi rite sex karavne ..
Chookri : Hu to kari lau pan mara kutra ne biji koi rit nathi aavdati......

Tested O.K.

Chandu e Lagan na bija j divse potani wife ne chhutachheda aapi didha.
ek khas dost magan e tene karan puchhyu.
Chandu : To shu karu yar, suhagrate hu jevo teni panty ne kadhi to panty upar lakhyu hatu. "Tested Ok. Gopal & sons. "

SALE VADHARVANI TRIK

Boss e potana badhana salesman ne bolavya ane kahyu  : Je salesman sauthi vadhu sale lavse tene lund chusavva  aapva no moko malshe. !!
Salesman Khusi thi : Pan lund chusse kaun ?
Boss : Je ochhu sale lavse te !!!

HONEYMOON ma bapa

Chandu tena ma bap ne khub j pyar karto hato. Chandu na lagan thaya. Honeymoon mate chandu e ma bap ne sathe aavva kahyu. thodi aanakani pachhi mabap sathe aavya.
Honeymoon mate teo aabu gaya. aakho divas sathe farya ane rate hotel ma gaya. Chandu e potana mate ek room rakhyo ane ma bap mate bijo room lidho

Rate chandu ane teni wife sex karta hata. teno aavaz vadhare aavto hato etle .
Chandu ni ma tena pati ne : aji sambhlo chho. aa chhokra no aavaz sambhli ne tamne kaik ichha nathi tati.
Chandu no Bap : Gandi !! te to chhokra kehvay aapne to budhha thai gaya aapne kai no karai.
Chandu ni ma chhata pan na mani etle pati tena mate mani gayo ane sex karyu. te thaki ne sui gayo.

Aa Baju chandu to thodivar ma pachho bijo raound leva mandyo. pachho aavaz avyo.
Chandu ni ma pachhi pati ne sex karva mate kahyu .

Pati : Jo tane me kahyu ne ke aapne na karai chhata me karyu have no thai.

to pan chandu ni ma ni khubj ichha jota te tayar thai gaya parantu warning aapi ke aa chheli var chhe have nahi karie. ane te sex karine ne khubj thaaki gayo.

Thodivar pachhi chandu pachho trijo round leva mandyo. 

aa vakhte jevu chandu ni ma e sex karva mate kahyu to tarat t j chandu no baap ubho thayo ane bajuma chandu no  darvajo kholi ne kahe 

Madarchod Honymoon karva aavyo chhe ke tari ma chodava...!!!!!

SHAMPOO

Shila shampoo leva dukane gai .
Shila : Koi ek shampoo Aapo.
Dukandar: jo Head na val dhova hoi to HEAD & SHOULDER lai jao ane jo panti na val dhova hoi to PATENE !!
Shila : Garnier dai do GAND na val dhova chhe.!!!

BIDI

Chandu " No " khub nano Hato.
Ek var teni  girlfrind shila tene ghare aavi.  Shila ne khabar na pade etle chandu e tene room ma andhara ma lai ne teno lund shila na hathma aapyo.
Shila : Janu ! hu smoking nathi karti ane BIDI to kayarey nahi..!!!

TAIT

Suhagrate Chandu puri takat thi teni patni ne sex karvani koshis karto hato .

Chandu : Puri tait chhe. mane vishvas chhe ke tari sathe sex karva valo hu pehlo j chhu. Barabar ne..

WIfe : Na re na.. Baki badhay to pela maro jangiyo kadhine karta hata...!!!!

MAZOOR

Chandu ane shila Sex karta hata.

Chandu : Chal Yar Shadi kari laie ..

Shila : E chodu !! Mazoor chho to mazoori kari le "Factory" no malik thavana swapna nahi jo..!!!

DUM





NA DUM TARAMA CHHE KE NA TARA HADDI MA
NA DUM TARA MA CHHE KE NA TARI HADDI MA


ARE PYARE DUM TO EMA CHHE KE JE HADI VINA TARI CHADDI MA CHHE.!!

GIFT

Chandu Ni friend Shila no birth day hato.
Chandu : Shila meri jan !! bol tane shu gift aapu.?
Shila : Darlig kaik evu aap je hu lai na shaku ane tu dai na shake ??
Chandu : Le mari GAND mari le !!!

KHABAR

Shiyala ma Chandu, Chhagan ane Magan ek Rajai ni andar suta hata.

Chandu Chhagan ne  : Yar mane khub thandi lage chhe.!!

Chhagan  : Ek kam kar Magan ni gand ma lund nakhi de ..

Chandu : Nahi Yar tene khabar padi jai to ?

Chhagan : Tane khabar padi ??!!!!

DARIYA

Dariya kanthe betho chhu..

Dariya kanthe betho chhu..

Kayarek to lehro aavse.

Kismat badle ke na badle..

GAND to dhovay jase...!!! 

LOLLYPOP

DIL USKA FIR DUKHA DIYA HAMANE

USKO EK BAR FIR ULLU BANA DIA HAMNE,

NAM BATAKE USKO LOLLY POP KA,

ANDHERE ME DUBARA " LUND"  CHUSA DIYA HAMNE. !!!

KAVITA NO MATLAB

ARZ KIYA HE

HUA UNKI CHAHAT ME YUN,
KUCHH LUTA BHI NAHI OR KUCHH BACHHA BHI NAHI.

MATLAB KAVI EM KEHVA MANGE CHHE KE

" GAND MARAI GAI PAN LAL NA THAI"

WAH WAH!!!

HINDI

Teacher : " Seema kapde pahen chuki he " aa vakya ne gujrati ma bolo.
Student : Bhenchod moda padya. !!!!

GUJARATI MOBILE


Ek party ma char gujarati wife potana pati na nava mobile vishe vat karti hati.

peli patni : mara pati ni pase to  MOTO LAURA (MOTOROLA) chhe.
Biji : Are khali  moto laura thi su thai  ERRECTION (ERICSSON)  to joi ne !!
Triji : Are moto laura hoi,  errection bi hoi, pan SEMEN (SIEMENS) na hoi to ??
Chothi : Are moto laura thik chhe, errction bhi thik chhe, semen bi thik chhe lekin NO KIYA to shu kamnu.

HOM O SEXUAL

CHANDU PATNI NE : Khubj saram ni vat chhe hu HOM O SEXUAL thai gayo chhu.
Patni : kevi rite ?
Chandu : hu sex matra home (Ghar) par j karu chhu.
Patni : thank u bhagvan hu tevi nathi !!!!

SARKAR

PETROL RS 63 PER LITER
DUNGLI  RS 60 PER KG
CONDOM RS 10 PER 3 NO.

SARKAR AAPNE SU KARVANU KAHE CHHE. ?

KHAVO NAHI
RAKHDO NAHI

BUS

CHODTA RAHO !!!!

EK SAVAL

Ek saval je tamane kari dese heran,
Bed par ek baju nagi chhokri suti chhe ane biji baju nago chhokro suto chhe tamane vachhe suvanu kehvama aave chhe.

To tame keni baju GAND Rakhi ne sui jaso. ???

LUNGI

Chandu ek var bus stop par ubho hato tya rakhi sanvat aavi.
rakhi sanvat : aatla tadka ma ka ubho.?
Chandu : bhenchod tane lungi andar nu pan dekhai chhe. ?!!!

DUNTI

Chandu peli var RAND pase gayo ane teni DUNTI ma lund ne nakhava mandyo.
Rand gussama : E bhosdina, Be dukan to mashkeli thi sambhalu chhu tu triji BRANCH kya kholva mandyo.

ABCD

Teacher Student Ne : ABCD thi sharu thatu ek vakya banao
Student : medam maro nahi to kahu
Teacher : ha ha nahi maru bolo
Student : Aavel Bhai ne  Chodava Dejo.

NISHAL

Chandu Ni wife khubaj SEXY ane HOT hati.
Suhagrate Wife Chandu no lund hathma pakdine Boli : O mere lal, Maro sonu, maro dikro Ubho tha.!!
Chandu Gussa ma : Bhosdi ni Lund ne pika ma nakhvo chhe ke Nishal(school) ma ??

KUNVARA NO TEST

Tamari Wife Kunvari (virgin) chhe ke nahi tene mate ek Test.

Suhagrat ni rate tamari Ek goti ne lal kalar karo ne bijine blue kalar karo.

Wife goti ne joine bole ke : O bapre Avi kalrful goti to kayarey joi nathi. !!

To Samji Jajo. !!!!

ISHARA

Ek var pati ane Patni Vachhce ladai thai. Banne vachhe bolvanu bandh thai gayu ane matra isharo thi j vat thai.
Savar ma Patni Pati Same potana Bobla halava madi . E joi ne Pati teno lund halava mandyo.
Tethi Patni Gussa ma Boli : Maro Matlab chhe ke Dudhvalo kyare aavse ?
Pati : Me  teno j javab aapyo " Ek kalak ma" !!!!

ITEM

Chandu ni wife ni PREGANANT hati
Chandu bhagavan ne : He bhagvan Chhokro dejo.
Chandu Ni Wife : Na Bhagvan Chookri dejo.
BHAGVAN : Confuse na karo , Nahitar evi ITEM aapish ke aakhi JINDGI tame banne rosho ne te TALIYO padse.!!

RISHTA

Ek var jija sasural gayo tene aavta joi ne teni Sali Boli : Lo aa gaya BHENCHOD !!
Sasu Sali ne : Beta em na bolay
Sali : "RISHTA WOHI SOCH NAYI"

KURKURE

Teacher Student se : Bolo KURKURE ni jaherat ma hamesha chhokrio j kem aave chhe ?
Student : kemke koi pan MARD kayarey aakhi dunia ni same  na kahe ke " TEDA HE PAR MERA HE"

BLUE FILM

Ek darudiya na vichar :
DARU VINANI PARTY ETLE RADIO MA BLUE FILM NI MAZZA!!!"

JADU

Ek KAMVALI bai ne ketlAk chokra chhedta hata
Kamvali : bhosdinao kai bolta nahi nahitar MOR banavi daish.
Chokra : MOR kevirite banavish jadu karine !!
Kamvali : Na GAND ma JADU ghali daish !!

GOOGLE SEARCH

Ek chhokro google ma search karto hato.
" FREE SEX ADDRESS AND TELE NO. "

Google search Result :

"CHODU GUJARATI LAGE CHHE.!!!"

KANU(HOLE)

Bhagvan : Hu stri ne navi teknology thi banavu chhu tamari kai salah chhe ?
Chandu : Ha ! KANU (hole) ne password valu banvjo etle koi chodi no jay. !!!