Ek var ek forenar india aavyo te chandu ne rod ni bajuma mutarta joi gayo.
Forenar : rod par mutro to polis nathi pakadati ,
chandu : nahi amro to amre j pakdavo pade polis no pakde. !!
Ek ma potani dikri ne samjavta hata
Ma : beti tu je chhokra sathe fare chhe te saro nathi, rakhdu chhe.
Beti : Na ma te to hoshiyar chhe . te jarur doktar banse.
Ma : kevi rite ??
Beti : ma tene mari varso juni bimari matadi didhi je dar mahine thati hati. !!!
LIPS = HEAT OF LOVE
NIPPLE = PEAK OF LOVE
BOOBS = SHAPE OF LOVE
PENIS = LENGTH OF LOVE
ASS = BASE OF LOVE
FUCK = EXPERIENCE OF LOVE
SUCK = TEST OF LOVE
CONDOM = CARE OF LOVE
SPERM = CREAM OF LOVE
MARRIAGE = MISTAKE OF LOVE
PREGNANCY = PROOF OF LOVE
CHILD = PUNISHMENT OF LOVE
Pati Patni ne : Tara kharcha khub j vadhi gaya chhe mare dar mahine hath lambo karvo pade chhe. !!
Patni : Jo tame hath lambo nahi karo to mare " PAG PAHOLA " karva padse. !!!
chhokro chhokari ne : shu tu shuti vakhate tari aangli tari bhosh ma rakhe chhe.
chhokari : ha !
Chhokro : to e angali ni jagya e shu maro land akhi jindgi rakhi shaku. ??
Teacher chandu ne : jayare hu bhanavu chhu tyare tu matha ma thuk kem lagade chhe.
chandu : madam, kale rate amari kamvadi mara pappa ne kehti hati ke " andar no jatu hoi to thuk lagado" !!
Chandu teni premika mina na bap pase jai mina sathe lagan mate proposal muki
Chandu : mare tamari chhokari no hath joie chhie
mina no bap : kem
Chandu : kemke maro hath thaki gayo chhe.