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CHANDU NO CHHOKRO 3 VARSA MA FAIL THAYO TO SCHOOL VAL E BIJA MA MUKYO..

BIJA DHORAN MA FAIL THAYO TO PELA VARSA MA MUKYO..

CHANDU TENI WIFE NE : TU PAG POHLA KARI RAKH TARO CHHOKRO PACHHO AAVE CHHE...

MODHA MA

SIMA PAR BALATKAR THAYO ..

COURT MA VAKIL KAHE : PELA E TENO LUND TAMNE MODHAMA NKHYO HATO TO TE DATNE THI KAPI NAKHY NE BATKU KEM NA BHARYU..

SIMA : NA HU EVU NA KARI SHAKU ! HU PURE JAIN CHHU.. !!!

SEAT BELT

SIMA NE CAR CHALAVVNI KHUBJ SHOKH HATO.

RINA : SIMA TARA LEFT BOOBLA KEM NANA DEKHAY CHHE..

SIMA : HA YAR AA TRAFIK VALA NO CAR MA SIT BELT BANDHAVANO NIYAM CHHE NE ETLE LEFT BOBLA NI MA CHODAY GAYI..

KISS NA FAYADA

KISS SHAMATE KARVI JOIE...

KEMKE KISS KARVATHI CHHOKRI NA AADA HOTH BANDH THAI CHHE ANE  UBHA  HOTH KHULE CHHE 

CALL CENTER

CHANDU CHHAGAN NE : LE MITHAI KHA MARI WIFE NE NOKRI MA PROMOTION MALYU.. TE BEST GIRL THAYI..

CHHAGAN : TARI WIFE SEMA NOKRI KARE CHHE..

CHANDU : CALL - CENTER MA .. HAVE TE BEST CALL GIRL ....

SANIA

TEACHER: SANIA MIRJA KON CHHE ???

STUDENT : TENISH PLAYER !!

TEACHER : GOOD !! ANE MALLIKA SERAVAT KON CHHE. ??

STUDENT : PENISH PLAYER !!!

KADAK

SIMA TEACHER CHHOKRAO NE : JUO CHHOKRAO HU JAYARE KDAK THAV CHHU TAYARE EKDUM KDAK HOV CHHU ANE NARAM THAV TYAR ENARM HOV CHHU ...

CHANDU : TO MEDAM TAME TO EKDUM MARA "LUND" JEVA CHHO !!!!

CHHOKRI O NI MURKHAMI

CHHOKRI O PAN KEVI MURAKH HOI CHHE..

KEM ???

TENO PRIVET MOBILE NO PAN OLKHITA CHHOKRA NE NAHI AAPE PAN POTANI BADHI J PRIVATE DETAIL EK AJANYA " DARJI "NE AAPI DESE !!!!

ANAESTHEST SE SEX

SIMA EK DOCTOR SATHE SEX KARTI HATI.

KAM PURU THAYA PACHHI TE DOCTOR NE KAHE..

TAME ANAESTHEST CHHO..

DOCTOR: ARE VAH TANE KEM KHAR PADI..

SIMA : KEMKE KAI J ASAR NA THAI ETLE !!!!

TENISH RACKET

SIMA TENISH NA COACH NE: SIR MARE TENISH SIKHVU CHHE.

COACH : TAME RACKET NE EVI RITE PAKDO KE TAME TAMARA HUSBAND NO LAND NE PAKDYO HOI..

SIMA E TEM KARYU..

COACH : ARE MEDAM RACKET NE MODHMA THI KADHO ....

DIVAS RAT EK J DHANDHO

CHANDU NA LAGAN THAYA . TE ANE TENI PATNI CHODVA NA SHOKHIN HATA . TEO DIVS RAT EK J DHANDHO KARTA HATA .. CHODVANO..
BANE MANDA PADYA ETLE DOCTOR PASE GAYA DOCTORE TEMNE CHODVANU OOCHHU KARVA NU KAHYU . PARNTU BANE MANYA NAHI ETLE DOCTOR KAHE TAME EK KAM KARO JEMA "R" AAVE TE DIVSE J KARVANU RAKHO ETLE KE "TH"R"USDAY ", "F"R'IDAY" AND "SATU"R"DAY". CHANDU ANE TENI PATNI MANI GAYA.

RATE CHANDU NE KHUB ICHHA THAI . TENI WIFE PAN TYAR J HATI . PAN DOCTOR NI MANAI HATI . BANE E EK RASTO KARYO.

CHANDU TENI WIFE NE : DARLING AAJE KYO VAR CHHE..

WIFE : SOMVA"R"..!!!!

VIJLI

CHANDU TENA DADA NE : DADAJI TAMARA JAMANA MA 10- 10 CHHOKRAO KEM HATA...

DADAJI : BETA AMARA JAMANA MA LIGHT (VIJLI) NA HATI .. ETLE RATE KON GHAR MA AAVI GYU NE KON CHALI GAYU TE KHABAR NOTI PADATI !!!

PEHLVAN SATHE SHADI

SIMA : MUMMY HU AA PEHLVAN SATHE SHADI NAHI KARU ! MANE BIK LAGE CHHE !!

MUMMY : BETA EMA DARVANU KAI NA HOI .. EK VAT YAD RAKH .. TV 17 INCH NU HOI K 72 INCH NU HOI TENU "REMOTE " TO 6 INCH NU J HOI !!!!