DILEVARY

CHANDU NI WIFE NI DILEVARY THAI.

DILEVARI PACHHI DOCTOR THODA TANKA LETA HATA.

CHANDU BARI MATHI SHARMAI NE : DOCTOR SAHEB BADHU J SIVI NAKHSO K SHU ??

AKBAR BIRBAL

JODHA NA MOTA BOBLA JOINE TANSEN E BIRBAL NE KAHYU KE AA BOBLA CHUSAVA MALE TO TANE HU EK LAKH AAPU.

TANSEN E HA PADI ANE TENE JODHA NI BRA MA KHANJVAL AAVE TEVI DAVA NA BE TIPA NAKHI DIDHA.

JODHA E BRA PEHRI TO TENE KHUB J KHANJVAL AAVVA MANDI.

TENE AKBAR NE VAT KARI.

AKBARE BIRBAL PASE UPAY PUCHHYO.

BIRBAL : KOI SURILO GAYAK PASE BOBLA CHUSAVO TO ZER OCHHU THAI .

AKBARE TANSEN NE JODHA NA BOBLA CHUSVA NO AADESH AAPYO.

TANSEN NU KAM THAI GAYU.

BIJA DIVSE TANSEN NE BIRBAL BHEGA THAYA. BIRBALE LAKH RUPIYA MANGYA TO TANSEN E RUPIYA DEVANI NA PADI.

BIRBAL : MANE KHABAR J HATI LODA !! K TU BOLI NE FARI JAISH. ETLE J JE TIPA ME JODHA NI BRA MA NAKHYA HATA TE J TIPA AKBAR NI CHADI MA PAN NAKHYA CHHE. THODI J VAR MA AKBAR NA MANSO AAVSE TANE LEVA MATE !!! HAVE BETHO BETHO AKBAR NO LODO CHUSJE !!!!!

SAM SAME

CHANDU POTANI GIRLFRIEND NE : MAF KARJE ME TANE KEHVANU BHULAI GAYU KE MA SAGAI THAI GAI CHHE !!??

GIRLFRIEND : KAI VANDHO NAHI AAV HU TANE MARA CHHOKRAV SATHE MALAVU !!!

CHIKAN

CHIKAN EVU PAKAVO KE KACHU NA RAHE

VAH VAH

CHIKAN EVU PAKAVO KE KACHU NA RAHE ...


ANE PYAR EVO KARO KE BACHHA NA RAHE.........

GANDO MESSAGE

AA VARAS NO SAUTHI GANDO MESSAGE !!!

BUS MA EK CHHOKRA E AAGAN UBHELI CHHOKRI NI GAND MA AANGLI ADADI.

CHHOKRI HASTA HASTA : WASTE NA KARTO ! ETLU J KADHJE JETLU KHAVU HOI !!!!

EK KARAN

EK CHHOKRI INTERVIW MA SELECT THAYO ANE EK CHHOKRO INTERVIEW MA TE J KARANSAR SELECT NA HTAYO !!


BOLO SHU HASE !!

INTERVIW MA JURY NI SAME , CHHOKRI ANE CHHOKRO BANNE E POTANA SHIRT NU UPAR NU BATAN KHULU RAKHYU HATU !!!!

PATI

TEACHER : BHUL THAI HOI ANE MAFI MANGE TENE SU KEVAY

STUDENT : SAMJDAR

TEACHER : ANE BHUL NA THAI HOI TO PAN MAFI MANGE TENE ?

STUDENT : PATI !!!

PAGAR

CHANDU NE GIRLS HOSTEL MA NOKRI MALI !!
EK MAHINA PACHHI ..

CLARK : TAME TAMARO PAGAR LEVA KEM NATHI AAVTA ?

CHANDU : SU VAT KARO CHHO PAISA PAN SATHE AAPO CHHO !!!

SWARG NU DHAKNU

EK BHAI JOR JOR THI POTANI VASTU VECHTO HATO : SWARG NU DHAKNU 20 RS MA .....SWARG NU DHAKNU 20 RS MA .........

BIJA LOKO E PASE JAI NE JOYU TO ...

TE PANTY VECHTO HATO !!!!