PARYAVARAN



LATEST NEWS :
NAKED FEMALE BIKE RALLY IN UK FOR ENVIORMENT AWARNESS....


BHENCHOD AAPNE AHI TO KOINE PARYAVARAN NI CHINTA J NATHI !!!

JIDGI


JIDGI LODA JEVI CHHE.. !!???!!!

KEM .......

AURAT TENE (HARD) KADAK BANAVE CHHE..!!!

DHIRE


CHANDU TENI GIRL FRIEND NE VADI MA CHODTA HATA...

GF: DHIRE GHODA MARO NE DUKHE CHHE..

CHANDU : HU TO DHIRE J GHODA MARU CHHU AA TO TARO BAP AAVI GAYO CHHE TE MARI GANDE PATA MARE CHHE NE ETLE .....

YEAR 2020


YEAR 2020

CHANDU JYOTISHI NE : BABA EK J GOTRA MA LAGAN KARAY

JYOTISHI : BETA GOTRA EK HOI TO VANDHO NAHI PARANTU MUTR NU ANG ALAG HOVU JAOIE !!!

vakhan


BUS STOP PAR

CHANDU : LIPSTIK MAST CHHE

MEENA : THANX

CHANDU : DRESS MAST CHHE

MEENA : THANX DEAR

CHANDU : HAIR MAST CHHE

MEENA : THANX DEAR BROTHER

CHANDU : TOI CHODINI TU SARI TO NATHI J LAGTI !!!!

PREM MA PADYO



""PREM MA PADYO"" EVU KEM KEHVAY CHHE...

KEMKE

""PREM MA UBHO THAYO"" TO KHARAB LAGE NE ETLE .........

JADU


CHANDU : TARE JADU JOVO CHHE.

TINA : HA

CHANDU : TARI SKRT UTAR.......HAVE PHARI JA ........ HAVE VANKI VAL........ JO TANE TARI GAND MA KAI AANGLI JEVU LAGE CHHE...

TINA : HA

CHANDU : JOI LE JADU MARA TO BEY HATH UPAR CHHE !!!!

HONYMOON



CHANDU TENA BAPA NE : BAPA TAME JAYARE HONYMOON MA GAYA HATA TAYRE HU KAYA HATO ??
BAPA : BETA JATI VAKHTE TU MARI PSE ANE AAVTI VAKHTE TU TARI MUMMY PASE HATO. !!!

JULFO



PREMI TENI PREMIKA NA JULFO MA EVO KHOVAI GAYO KE BEHOSH THAI GAYO.
HOSH MA AAVYO TO BOLYO
CHODINI EK VAR TO NAHTI JA !!!

YAMRAJ


YAMRAJA CHANDU NE : TE PAP ANE PUNYA BANE 50% KARYA CHHE ETLE TANE SWARG NI ANDAR NARK MALSE.

CHANDU : E KEVI RITE..

YAMRAJ : TANE ROJ EK BATLI DARU ANE EK CHHOKRI MALSE..  BATLI NI NICHE  HOLE HASE ANE CHHOKRI NI NICHE NAHI HOI !!!

RANI


SHILA CHANDU NE : TAME MANE LAGAN PELA KEM NA KAHYU KE TAMNE RANI NAMNI BIJI WIFE PAN CHHE..

CHANDU : TU BHULI GAI ME TANE KIDHUJ HATU KE " TANE RANI NI JEM RAKHISH "

BAPA


MANU : MARA BAPA ETLA LAMBA KE AAKASH MA UDTU PLNE PAKDI LE !!

TANU : MARA BAPA PAN ETLA J LAMBA CHHE PAN AAVU CHODU JEVU KAM NA KARE !!!

LAGAN




LAGAN VAKHTE CHHOKRI NE GHUNGHAT MA KEM RAKHE CHHE KHABAR CHHE..

VICHARO VICHARO....

KEMKE KOI MODHU JOI NE KOI NA MODHA MA THI NIKLI JAI KE..

YAR AA TO MARI VALI CHHE !!!!

JOHNY JOHNY


JOHNY JOHNY YES PAPA GUJRATI MA ....

LALYA LALYA

HA BAPA

FAKI KHADHI..

NA BAPA..

KHOTU BOLE CHHE CHOYDA...

NA BAPA...

KHOL TARU DACHU...


HA HA HA

MODERN WIF




BAPU NI MODERN WIFE OFFICE JATI VAKHTE BAPU NE KAHYU " SEE YOU

BAPU : HU PAN JOI LAISH CHODINI DHAMKI KONE AAPE CHHE !!!

DUKHI



DUKHI GIRLFRIEND NE POTANA BEWAFA BOYFRIEND VISHE I SHAYRI LAKHI....

PHULO KA RAJA ... BAHARO KA SHEHJADA.......

SEAL TODI NE CHALI GAYO BHOSDINO HARAMJADA !!!!!!!!!

BHAIYA !!



CHANDU SHILA NE : KOI EVI VAT KAR KE JETHI HU KHUSH PAN THAV ANE DUKHI PAN THAV ..

SHILA : I LOVE YOU .......... BHAIYA !!!!!!!!

SEAL




EK VAR CHANDU EK AUNTY SATHE SEX KARTO HATO.

SEX PACHHI..

AUNTY : ARE CHANDU TE KONDOM KEM NO VAPRYU.??

CHANDU : KONDOM NA PACK PAR LAKHYU J CHHE KE " DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS ALREADY BROKEN " !!!!

KATHOR VAT



KETLI KATHOR VAT CHHE VIDHATA NI KE..

FULO NA RAJA GULAB "KAANTO" MA HOI CHHE..

ANE

JIVAN NO NIRMATA " JAANTO " MA HOI CHHE..

TV


CHANDU TENI WIFE NE : TV PAR AAKHO DIVAS RASOI NA PROGRAM JOVE CHHE TO PAN TU RASOI TO SARI BANAVTI NATHI.??

WIFE : TAME PAN BLUE PICTURE JOVO CHHO ME KAYAREY TAMENE KIDHU ??

PREM


PREM SHU CHHE ??

P = PIKA SATHE NO SAMBANDH CHHE.

R = RAT DIVAS CHODVA NO AVASAR CHHE.

E = EK HOL NE BE BOBLA VAPRVANO UTSAV CHHE.

M = MUTHIYA MARVA KARTA SARO VIKALP CHHE. !!!

NADI



CHANDU EK VAR NADI PAR NATO HATO. SHILA AAVINE TENA KULA PAR HATH MARVA LAGI..

CHANDU : OYE AA SU KARE CHHE.

SHILA : JAKIR HUSEN NI MAZA LAV CHHU.

CHANDU FARI NE UBHO RAHI GAYO ANE KAHE HAVE TU HARI PRASD CHAURASIYA NI MAZA LE....!!!

AANKH


E AANKH KHUB PYARI HATI KE JE TENE MANE MARI HATI ..

VAH VAH

E AANKH KHUB PYARI HATI KE JE TENE MANE MARI HATI ..

HU TO EM J CHODU BANI GAYO ..

MANE SHU KHABAR KE TENE BABA RAMDEV VALI BIMARI HATI !!!

SHANKA


CHNDU NI WIFE GHANA DIVSO PACHHI MAYKE JATI HATI.

STATION PAR CHANDU WIFE NE KAHE : KAI JOIE CHHE.

WIFE : HA TAMARO LODO KAPINE AAPO ETLE MANE MAZZA PAN AAVTI RAHE ANE TAMARI UPAR SHANKA NA RAHE ANE !!!

ROOM


EK CHOKRI EK CHHOKRA NE GHARE LAI GAI.

CHHOKRA NE POTANA ROOM MA BOLAVI NE ROOM BANDH KARYO.

BED PAR BANNE BETHA..

CHADAR OODHI LIDHI ...

LIGHT BANDH KARI..

ANE BOLI ...


JO MARA BAPA RADIAM VALI GHADIYAL LAVYA !!!

sex


sex shu chhe ??

DUTY = jo wife ni sathe karo to..

ART = JO PREMIKA SATHE KARO TO

EDUCATION = JO KUNVARI CHHOKRI NI SATHE KARO TO..

SCIENCE = JO PARNELI PADOSHAN SATHE KARO TO ..

VYPAR = JO RAND SATHE KARO TO ..

SAMAJ SEVA = JO CHHUTA CHHEDA THAYELI SATHE KARO TO..

DAN = JO VIDHVA SATHE KARO TO..

GUPT DAN = JO KOI CHHOKRA NI GAND MARO TO..

TYAG = JO MUTHIYA MARO TO..

BALIDAN = JO VICHARO MA J CHADDI MA KARI LO TO...

pregnent


CHANDU RIXAVALO : medam hu atyar sudhi 10 pregnent chhokri o ne airport PAR pochadi chhe !!

shila : pan hu to pregnent nathi.?!

CHANDU : ha to haji airport aavvane pan var j chhe ne !!!

SALAD



shila na lagan thaya.

teni friends kahe ke tari suhagrat nu live aamne sambhlavje. shila kahe ha pan kevi rite ?

teni friends kahe k jo taro var tara bobla dabave to rad pad je TAMETA TAMETA
ane jo tari gand pakde to rad padje KOBI KOBI

ane jo tari bhosh ma lodo nakHe to rad padje ke GAJAR GAJAR.

shila room ma gai ne thodi var ma shila no aavaz sambhlayo "SALAD SALAD "

gujarati patni



gujarati patni chodya pachhi shu kahe ??

i love u

na

mazza aavi

na


to


tamne ketli var kidhu ke mari chaddi aamtem na fenko !!!!

Exam




chandu chhokri ne laine bagicha ma betho hato.

chandu no baap joi gayo.

bape chhokra ne mobile karyo : kya chho.

chandu : bapa exam ma betho chhu. paper lakhu chhu.

bapa : beta dhyan daine paper lakhje. aa paper nu result aavse to jan thi mari nakhish.